kiss.jpgYes, it’s quite a risky (and risqué!) topic. However, good SEO techniques have many important similarities with the other most popular topic on the net (a.k.a. sex). To be a great SEO practitioner, you also need to apply the philosophies of great lovers.

Always add something new to your knowledge and technique. If you want to be the best lover, you keep improving your skills by learning new ways to touch, new positions. To be the best SEO practitioner, you also need to update your knowledge often. After all, search engines update their algorithms all the time, new SEO tools are constantly being developed, and new angles of internet marketing are always explored. Keep abreast (haha!) with the latest SEO news so you won’t be behind everyone else.

For each move, measure a response and let that be your guide. If you stroke your lover’s side and you sense that he or she feels pleasure, you keep doing it. If they seem disinterested or (gasp) in pain, stop doing it. (Unless you’re doing some BDSM stuff that really doesn’t apply here). The same goes for SEO - you apply a certain tactic, then measure its results to see if you’ll keep on doing it or change it altogether. For example, you can reword the homepage title to contain a specific keyword. If you come up higher on SE results for that keyword, then this means you should let the new title stay. If nothing happens, then look for better keywords to use on the title, keywords that will convert more. Also, don’t make several changes at once - do it little by little or else the results will be more difficult to measure.

Stay focused. You need to know your goal and focus all your efforts on them. If a lover strays and forgets about the orgasm he or she intended to induce, then the rhythm is lost. If it’s SEO we’re talking about, you need a list of goals and all your SEO efforts must be concrete steps towards those goals. You must not be distracted. Directing your SEO towards too many things at the same time leads to a disorganized campaign.

You can do it yourself, but not with the same results. Some things are better done alone, but S-E-X and SEO aren’t included in that list. You may think you can do all there is to do and know all there is to know, but without the involvement of other experts or assistants, it’ll be a much heavier task. So you have to read all the SEO material you need to get your hands on, get the opinion of experts, or get an assistant to do the menial tasks (such as submitting to directories). If you do everything yourself, it’ll take a long time and by the time you finish, the search engine trends would’ve changed.

Keep these ideas in mind the next time you’re passionate - about an SEO campaign, that is. Who knows? By applying these tips you might reach an all time high… in search engine results.

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